9/22/2008

My Small Army

I have come to the realization that there are a whole bunch of people around these days that need a good kick in the teeth. Let's take liberals for instance. They are in desperate need of a good kick in the teeth. Moving on we come to city officials who insist on writing tickets for things like having a car with a flat tire or having weeds that are 8 1/2" long or having your garbage can in front of your house instead of on the side or in back. Beyond that we have lawyers. That one needs no explanation. Lawyers certainly need a good kick in the teeth. Which brings us to Rosie O'Donnell, James Carville, Michael Moore, and Al Gore. These four certainly fit into our first group but they will all be needing an extra tooth kick.

In order to get this done I have put together a small group of warriors to carry out this mission. They are cunning and cute at the same time. That is a part of their ability to get within striking distance and unleash their furious attack on the unsuspecting. Let me introduce you to them. First of all we have:

Gunther the Gunner

He is the leader of my army and has the respect of his troop. His number two is:

Sylvester the Sniper

When extreme stealth is needed he can get the job done from half a mile away. For in your face brutality we have:

Bruno

What can I say? His name says it all. When all else has gone wrong we release:

The Jedis

14 comments:

Salubrina said...

is this an army for hire?

i have some teeth kicking of my own i'd like to contract them for.

LOL

Papa Frank said...

They are for hire. And the good news is they work for little of nothing. Peanuts really!!! ;)

Chuck said...

You've outdone yourself on this one. Way too funny. And with them being rodents, the libs will never see it coming, they'll blend in with all of the rats you mentioned.

Z said...

"peanuts really"..oh, VERY cute, Pops!

And I LOVE the pix....that Jedi one is too good! thanks for the smiles and thanks for the word on Mrs. Pops' nice blog; good for her! I'm looking forward to ethics discussions, very good idea.

Salubrina said...

papa frank.......(chuckle)

cute...

very cute.


have a great day!

FJ said...

W/O the bushy tails, they'd just be oversized rats...

nanc said...

"but i wanted the chartreuse light saber!"

The Hermit said...

I like those guys. They can use my mountain as a base of operations any time.

cube said...

lol! The sniper & the Jedi's are my favorites. The teeth kicking in army.

Brooke said...

I want to make sure they can do enough damage to make it worth my peanuts! :P

Pinky said...

are they registered to vote??
;-)

The Merry Widow said...

Pinky-They aren't dhimmicrats, that's for sure!
Love me some squirrels!

tmw

Jungle Mom said...

Thy remind me of Reepacheep!

Pam said...

Oh my! My ten yr. old son loved these!