I have come to the realization that there are a whole bunch of people around these days that need a good kick in the teeth. Let's take liberals for instance. They are in desperate need of a good kick in the teeth. Moving on we come to city officials who insist on writing tickets for things like having a car with a flat tire or having weeds that are 8 1/2" long or having your garbage can in front of your house instead of on the side or in back. Beyond that we have lawyers. That one needs no explanation. Lawyers certainly need a good kick in the teeth. Which brings us to Rosie O'Donnell, James Carville, Michael Moore, and Al Gore. These four certainly fit into our first group but they will all be needing an extra tooth kick.
In order to get this done I have put together a small group of warriors to carry out this mission. They are cunning and cute at the same time. That is a part of their ability to get within striking distance and unleash their furious attack on the unsuspecting. Let me introduce you to them. First of all we have:
Gunther the Gunner
He is the leader of my army and has the respect of his troop. His number two is:
Sylvester the Sniper
When extreme stealth is needed he can get the job done from half a mile away. For in your face brutality we have:
What can I say? His name says it all. When all else has gone wrong we release: